Kharma
. . . Which is to say, I think I must have been a very very bad person in a prior roundabout, because I totally have terrible luck. XD;;; I am no longer freaking out about the rent, but at least I don't think it is kicking in immediately. Which is good, because I think I am going to have ridiculous medical bills this month.
The dentist bills aren't ridiculous, just necessary extortion, but the ridiculous is . . . stupid sports injury. Because my roommate really wanted to try parkour, and talked me into going to an open gym with her friend the black-belt ninjutsu/12 years parkour expert. /She/ had fun, learned how to do a kong, and was rolling to pop back up on her feet no prob. Me? I am the ungainly elephant in the room, and I managed to throw myself at the floor and ding my shoulder up pretty nicely. To the effect, I think I need to go down to the local walk in clinic and get x-rays. >_< Ow.
I think, in the future, I shall be sticking to my squire-ly sports. Archery, fencing, horses, martial arts if I can manage it. At least none of them require me to be graceful- as clearly I am not.
Edit: No dislocation on the collar bone! Huzzah! Just . . . sprained and depressed it somewhat. Probably pulled some muscles nicely in addition to tearing ligaments a bit. Ow. Temporary sling, Motrin, and learning to sleep on my left side are in my future. X-rays are at least pretty cool to look at.
The dentist bills aren't ridiculous, just necessary extortion, but the ridiculous is . . . stupid sports injury. Because my roommate really wanted to try parkour, and talked me into going to an open gym with her friend the black-belt ninjutsu/12 years parkour expert. /She/ had fun, learned how to do a kong, and was rolling to pop back up on her feet no prob. Me? I am the ungainly elephant in the room, and I managed to throw myself at the floor and ding my shoulder up pretty nicely. To the effect, I think I need to go down to the local walk in clinic and get x-rays. >_< Ow.
I think, in the future, I shall be sticking to my squire-ly sports. Archery, fencing, horses, martial arts if I can manage it. At least none of them require me to be graceful- as clearly I am not.
Edit: No dislocation on the collar bone! Huzzah! Just . . . sprained and depressed it somewhat. Probably pulled some muscles nicely in addition to tearing ligaments a bit. Ow. Temporary sling, Motrin, and learning to sleep on my left side are in my future. X-rays are at least pretty cool to look at.