Gaian Halloween Challenge

If anyone knows me, they know I am horribly, horribly weak to fuzzy things. I am also horribly weak to fic challenges, if to a slightly lesser extent. Now, when faced with a fic challenge in order to get a fuzzy thing- I'm sold.
Said challenge was posted by Matt on Gaia, in order to win a chance at one of her fuzzy Lahyrs. Lion is the name of my bishounen avatar, who is the unfortunate teen-aged disciple of flidgetjerome's Old Ninja.
That said, I present to you . . .

 

( five pages of Lion screaming like a girl! )