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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped [livejournal.com profile] velithya hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I gave [livejournal.com profile] kaitou1412 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] thorne_scratch (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1067 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
windlion

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Personally, I think hiding dead bodies for friends is a positive thing!
However, we are dubious about the pr0n. While gift giving should be positive, it could either be a good thing or a bad thing for the world. This is /Thorne/ we're talking about. Just think about it- Christmas porn. On one hand, you could have Sephiroth in a santa hat and nothing else. On the other, you get Dobby/Gollum in striped tights in Santa's Workshop.
I rest my case.

Date: 2005-12-06 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thorne-scratch.livejournal.com
Yeah, I think it depends on the type of porn. But overall, I think you should totally get points!

I mean, it's probably naughty of me to make you buy the pornw when you're younger. I started buying porn for myself freshman year; you'd think I'd have stepped up to the responsibility by now.

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