Gang warfare always keep me busy!

[windlion]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped velithya hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I gave kaitou1412 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for thorne_scratch (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1067 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, windlion

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Personally, I think hiding dead bodies for friends is a positive thing!
However, we are dubious about the pr0n. While gift giving should be positive, it could either be a good thing or a bad thing for the world. This is /Thorne/ we're talking about. Just think about it- Christmas porn. On one hand, you could have Sephiroth in a santa hat and nothing else. On the other, you get Dobby/Gollum in striped tights in Santa's Workshop.
I rest my case.

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And lo, the muses are in my head. A few things:

1) Brain pondered why in hell there is always that division between magic and "sex magick." Do note the k. Brain then went "Who in the core would do sex magick but the incubi?" . . . and from there it followed that, Hey, wouldn't Jed and Len be kicking ass at that? Ergo, Len and all his chibis have two specialties: death and sex. -_-; This creeps people out until they are whacked over the head by half-incubi going "The two are mutually exclusive! Because I don't want to get it on with a zombie, would you?"

2) Martiya is going to be so pissed. I think Avalon just adopted Ish. As in, made him her artifact du jour, became his Matron, picked him up like a Queen handpicking someone as her Guard, etc. She's superseding his fixation on the First Emperor by going "Serve me. You've outgrown the Empire." It's very "Boot To Da Head! Get over him already!" followed by "Hugs and cookies, you're an adorable chibi. *pat on head* Go be useful for me, chibi."

In my head, she's coming across as a more matronly Galadriel type. This does nothing to affect the fact she's manifested both as an elven lady and a massive lion(ess?) with wings in my brain. Either way, I get lovely mental images of this elder elven lady, glowing bright, with the fire-bright Ish kneeling before her with his sword-form held in his palms before him. She pats Ish on the head and gives him cookies, upgrades, then sends him out to help her current favorites that are in over their heads. If/when this happens, it's when Sun's brought Ish back to Avalon, but the Empire is ignoring him and doing reasonably well without him. Ergo, Avalon picks him up, then goes "There's a nice boy over there trying to build an empire. Give him a hand and detangle his feathers from that snare, will you? There's a dear." Ish feels so betrayed. XD Perhaps Martiya won't be so upset after all.

3) Stereophonic's "Devil Angel" makes me think of Jade. He is trying to take over part of my brain. This also segues into thoughts of U2's "Angel or Devil". . . and we start kicking him. "Just because you can mindfuck everyone and LOOK like a particularily hellish angel, this doesn't mean you get to lay claim to all that religious symbolic dichotomy." . . . Though that'd be an interesting demi power. *cough*

4) Reindeer slippers have been obtained. Am working on your set now, but I think other guildies have been more diligent. -_-; Lion currently looks like a suave vigilante. . . with a marshmellow sidekick. All he needs is a hat to tip and a "Howdy, marsh-fellow."

I shut up now and go carolling. Really. -_-;

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I am BACK! But about to be dragged out to dinner. Shall be on AIM later with commentary and comments.